I Still Got Options

Posted on August 9, 2010 by yousingthesong

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A disenfranchised video store clerk lashes out.

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I went to university
I got myself two degrees
I’m set for anything the world could throw at me

But there’s this big recession
That’s currently in session
The only job I’m gettin’ is at the video store

I could watch Big Momma’s House
I could watch Big Momma’s House 2
I could watch Indiana Jones 3
I could watch Indiana Jones 4

‘Cause in life there’s still a few things that are free
And in my life those things are DVDs

My life might not seem like a win
But my movie rentals don’t cost a thing
I’m in a dead-end job but I still got options

I could watch Speed
I could watch Speed 2: Cruise Control
I could watch Rocky 3
I could watch Rocky 4

‘Cause in life there’s still a few things that are free
And in my life those things are DVDs

I went to university
I got myself two degrees
I’m set for anything the world could throw at me

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I Love Avocados

Posted on July 11, 2010 by yousingthesong

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A song about avocados.

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When I’ve had a hard day
Only you make me feel better
I cradle you in my arms
And stroke your tough exterior

Mash ‘em
Put ‘em in guacamole
Savour ‘em
Eat ‘em with eggs in the mornin’

I love avocados, I love avocados

I love your dark green shell
And your light green innards
You’re an avacado that’s real ripe so I’m
Gonna eat you for dinner

When I’ve had a hard day
Only you make me feel better
I cradle you in my arms
And stroke your tough exterior

Mash ‘em
Put ‘em in guacamole
Savour ‘em
Eat ‘em with eggs in the mornin’

Love ‘em
Breakfast lunch and dinner
Munch ‘em
I’ll never get tired of that buttery flavour

I love avocados, I love avocados

I love avocados, I love avocados

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We Still Match

Posted on July 10, 2010 by yousingthesong

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A love song…with a twist.

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We know each other very well
You care for me I can tell
But you’re not with me

Talking to you is easy ’cause
You know we’re both a little kind of crazy
Just a little crazy

We’ve got our differences
You’re alternative
And I’m preppy with a twist
But there’s nothing wrong with that
We’re different but we still match

We went out one fine day
Got old clothes and ice cream
And that time I was with you

I’m there to hold your hand
To help you out to understand
But I, I wish that I was with you

While we’ve got our differences
You’re alternative
And I’m preppy with a twist
But there’s nothing wrong with that
We’re different but we still match

Genre: Electronica
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Short-Term Rental Apartment

Posted on July 10, 2010 by yousingthesong

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Thank you for being a friend…in NY.

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We went to see you in New York
We didn’t plan it well

To rich for a hostel
To poor for a hotel

So you helped us find
A short-term rental apartment, oh yeah

The first one was a scam
The second was too small
The third was in Jersey
The fourth smelled like dog

Turns out it’s hard to get
A short-term rental apartment in New York!

The first one was a scam
The second was too small
The third was in Jersey
The fourth smelled like dog

The fifth was too cold
The sixth wasn’t safe at night
The seventh was too hot
But the last one was just right

So thanks for finding us
A short-term rental apartment in New York!

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Grant, You’re Aging Gracefully

Posted on July 3, 2010 by yousingthesong

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A Golden Girls fan grows up.

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Grant, it’s your birthday
We’re gonna party like it’s your birthday
So sit back in the bath
Turn on The View for a laugh
‘Cause Grant it’s your birthday

Grant, you’re aging gracefully
You’re looking better than Blanche and Dorothy
And Sophia and Rose
Yeah them too, I suppose
Grant you’re aging gracefully

And now you’re 24 so
Here’s to more of Whoopi
‘Cause she did it all for the cookie
Here’s to more of Dr. Quinn
That rowdy medicine woman
Here’s to a happy birthday!

Grant, it’s your birthday
And Fleetwood is right ’round the corner
So just for kicks
Lip synch to Stevie Knicks
‘Cause Grant it’s your birthday

And now you’re 24 so
Here’s to more of Whoopi
‘Cause she did it all for the cookie
Here’s to more of Dr. Quinn
That rowdy medicine woman
Here’s to a happy birthday!

Genre: Pop
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You Sing the Song Theme Song

Posted on July 1, 2010 by yousingthesong

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The official theme song.

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I need a special gift, I need a special something
For a birthday, anniversary, or wedding
So I turn to

You Sing the Song, dot com
You pick the genre and subject matter, yeah you choose it
We write the funny lyrics and the catchy music
And you sing the song, dot com, yeah you sing the song

I’m looking for a unique ring-tone
Or a theme song I can call my very own
So I turn to

You Sing the Song, dot com
You pick the genre and subject matter, yeah you choose it
We write the funny lyrics and the catchy music
And you sing the song, dot com, yeah you sing the song

You can choose pop or rock
Electronica or hip-hop
You Sing the Song is cool
‘Cause all the choices are up to you
‘Cause it’s so easy to do
So sign up this afternoon to

You Sing the Song, dot com
Yeah you sing the song

Genre: Pop Punk
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