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A disenfranchised video store clerk lashes out.
I went to university
I got myself two degrees
I’m set for anything the world could throw at me
But there’s this big recession
That’s currently in session
The only job I’m gettin’ is at the video store
I could watch Big Momma’s House
I could watch Big Momma’s House 2
I could watch Indiana Jones 3
I could watch Indiana Jones 4
‘Cause in life there’s still a few things that are free
And in my life those things are DVDs
My life might not seem like a win
But my movie rentals don’t cost a thing
I’m in a dead-end job but I still got options
I could watch Speed
I could watch Speed 2: Cruise Control
I could watch Rocky 3
I could watch Rocky 4
‘Cause in life there’s still a few things that are free
And in my life those things are DVDs
I went to university
I got myself two degrees
I’m set for anything the world could throw at me
